6 hours ago with 248,942 notes — via pinkbabby, © emmisnotshortforemma



foodnun:

earthnation:

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

6 hours ago with 484,020 notes — via dandaniscrazy



Have confidence in who you are and don’t be afraid to go for what you really want in life.”

6 hours ago with 1,200 notes — via hiddle-batch, © outlydia



ladymalchav:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

fangrrrling:

Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.

it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot

Ganesha:

image

from the show:

image

image

image

image

srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done

even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?

6 hours ago with 151,328 notes — via drbennedict, © nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays



6 hours ago with 84,704 notes — via hellooo-darling, © diavolangel



snorlaxatives:

college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey

6 hours ago with 122,026 notes — via morrigannfreeman, © snorlaxatives



tema-time:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

Holy shit

tema-time:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

Holy shit

6 hours ago with 49,953 notes — via drbennedict, © ultrafacts



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6 hours ago with 81,299 notes — via buckysensei, © ultrafacts



phatearrangsnthangs:

soheresto-drinksinthedark:

theoppositeofsane:

biiishop:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER

Future home goals.

I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER

Yes to all things stated above…

phatearrangsnthangs:

soheresto-drinksinthedark:

theoppositeofsane:

biiishop:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER

Future home goals.

I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER

Yes to all things stated above…

10 hours ago with 170,011 notes — via inkheartsilence, © houseandhomepics



khanyoujohnlockndropit:

virtuosovillain:

I genuinely think it’s because Americans think we’re inherently distrustful.

Everybody in the background is in love with Tom Hiddleston

10 hours ago with 66,318 notes — via wearydoctor, © virtuosovillain



urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

10 hours ago with 100,051 notes — via just-another-goddamn-paradox, © urtotallynotpunkrock



rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

10 hours ago with 236,717 notes — via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire, © rumpelstiltskln



educationalpancakes:

ayumichan46:

YES IT CAME BACK

THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU

10 hours ago with 148,398 notes — via just-another-goddamn-paradox, © sunnyotakuu



"Food doesn’t taste better or worse when documented by Instagram. Laughter is as genuine over Skype as it would be sharing a sofa. Pay attention. Take in nature, hold someone’s hand, read a book. But don’t ever apologize for snapping a photo of a sunrise after a hike, or blogging about the excitement of having a crush, or updating your goodreads account. All of these things are good and should be celebrated. Smile at strangers on the sidewalk and like your friends’ selfies. It’s all good for the human spirit."
— (via live-to-listen)
10 hours ago with 137,179 notes — via just-another-goddamn-paradox, © magicalmatt



13 hours ago with 371 notes — via superwholockedunicorns, © lmnpnch