i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
Dylan O’Brien and Tyler Hoechlin at the MTV Movie Awards 2014
life of an artist
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
"I brought that back, I threw it in there," she [Elizabeth Banks] said of the line, which was unscripted. "I did it, and Francis called cut, and I went over to him, and said, ‘You have to keep that in the movie, because the fans will go bananas.’ "
I KNEW IT WAS IMPROV I COULD FEEL IT
I like to be lean and flexible. I’m not interested in gaining size.
— Sebastian Stan
I want to teach you a lesson in the worst kind of way still I’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday
“Stop staring at me.”
“I can’t help it. I love that geeky face of yours”
In which Wade can’t help but stare at Peter’s face, and smile.
God I hope this is true.
Men are so fucking pathetic oh my god
the winchester’s powers of observation at work once again
I laughed so hard on this. looool these Winchesters are such derps.
these types of things are my favorite