“Have confidence in who you are and don’t be afraid to go for what you really want in life.”
Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.
it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot
from the show:
srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done
even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?
college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey
Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.
Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….
But also sex.
I would be late for everything with a shower like this.
I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER
Future home goals.
I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER
Yes to all things stated above…
I genuinely think it’s because Americans think we’re inherently distrustful.
Everybody in the background is in love with Tom Hiddleston
things i like:
things i do not like:
- reading for a grade
- learning for a grade
so basically school ruins my motivation for things
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
YES IT CAME BACK
THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU